• Chickpea Fritter
  • Chickpea Fritter

    I’ve never made a fritter before, and especially not one out of chickpeas, so this actually seemed like a fun one to try out! Maybe I could broaden my culinary horizons or some shit.

    Okay, so, real talk, there’s only four ingredients here, and no real spices to speak of, so it’s not looking promising. Still, this recipe is not a complete disaster on first glance. Chickpeas do taste great with garlic, and the egg and the flour would definitely act as a binding agent to make a fritter. Let’s see how it goes!

    Chickpea Fritter Ingredients

    Look at that beautiful array of complex flavors we’ll be putting in there. My mouth is already watering thinking about how bland this is going to be.

    I started by dicing up six cloves of garlic (if garlic is all I have to work with, then I’m goin ham on the garlic) and putting it into a food processor with my chickpeas. I pulsed them a few times until the chickpeas were broken down into grainy bits. Be careful you don’t do it too much, because it’ll start to turn into hummus. Except you didn’t add any olive oil or salt or anything else that goes into hummus, so it’ll just be sad, gross hummus.

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    like this!

    This can all be accomplished in a blender, but only if you hate yourself and want this to take like nine hours. Use a food processor, even if you have to borrow one. Think of this as an excuse to talk to that weird neighbor who sits at home on weekdays watching daytime Food Network channel.

    Once it looked about right, it went into a bowl with an egg (beaten) and a few tablespoons of flour. I mixed them up until they became something that resembled chunky pancake batter. Scrumptious. Time to fry these suckers.

    The batter/dough thing is insanely sticky, so making pretty round fritters was actually kind of hard. After some trial and error I found it was easiest to just heat up a pan with some olive oil in it and drop a glob of batter in. It would cling a little to the bottom of the pan right away, and I could then smush it into a fritter-like shape with a fork. Listen, did I mention I’d never made fritters before?

    About three minutes on each side seemed to do it. They shouldn’t stick to the bottom of the pan unless you royally fucked up your batter somehow, so they’ll come out nice and easy with a spatula.

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    And, well, they actually resemble fritters! Which is more than I expected as a fritter novice.

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    Unfortunately, that’s where the positives ended. The texture was okay, but these really didn’t taste like much of anything at all. Not even all that garlic I threw in there could save it. So, so bland. I tried dipping it in some tzatziki sauce, but instead of helping, it just made me think about how this tzatziki deserved better. How deserved better! And so do you!

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    So I tried again! Same as before, but this time I added spices: salt, black pepper, cumin, and coriander. And man, holy shit, let me tell you, it’s kind of magical what a difference a little spice can make. Round two on the fritters was so fucking delicious. My guy and I destroyed these things. There are few pictures to prove they ever existed at all, because we ate them that fast. The tzatziki made them extra yum, instead of making them depressing, and we even tried them out with a little garlic aioli. A+ all around, friends.

    The verdict? This recipe is actually not the worst and will produce edible food that looks like the in-game picture. But, following it exactly is only for people who embrace sadness. Get some spices up in there and treat yo self.

     

    Chickpea Fritter

    • Yield: About 8 fritters

    Ingredients

    • 16 ounces canned chickpeas
    • 3 cloves of garlic
    • 1 egg
    • 3 tablespoons flour
    • 1 teaspoon cumin
    • 1/2 teaspoon ground coriander
    • 1/2 tablespoon black pepper
    • 1/2 teaspoon tsp salt

    Instructions

    1. Drain and rinse the chickpeas and put into a food processor with cumin, coriander, black pepper, salt, and finely minced garlic. Pulse until the mixture looks crumbly and all the spices are combined.
    2. Beat egg in a large bowl, then add in the chickpea mixture and flour. Stir until combined.
    3. Heat up a saucepan to medium heat with enough olive oil to cover the bottom. If you're not sure how to tell when the pan is hot enough, drop a small bit of chickpea batter in. If it sizzles, it's ready! Drop in small globs of batter, one at a time, pushing down with a fork to flatten into a fritter-shape.
    4. Let fritters sit for 3 minutes, then flip with a spatula. Cook for another 3 minutes on the other side. When fritters look golden brown on both sides, remove with spatula. Serve with tzatziki or garlic aioli!

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